Holy Crap. I know you guys are gonna write this off as a scam, hear me out. I just got my tickets for Ozzfest in West Palm Beach, FL. The tour is FREE this year, you can go online to livenation.com to get them. I've got mine right here, and I'm looking forward to the end of August, to say the least.
Note to admins: No, this is not a scam, nor is this a bot or any type of spam, regardless of how it looks. I know, I hate these things too, but I thought I'd inform the public of this after reading the fine print on the site.