RULES OF THE SHUFFLE:
~Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
~Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
~Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
~NO CHEATING - even if the answers aren't what you'd like them to be.

HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE ME?
Kid Innocence - Olivia the Band
Wow, that was unexpected...

WILL I HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
Leave out all the rest - Linkin Park
I'm not counting on it...

WHAT DO PEOPLE REALLY THINK OF ME?
Shut it Out - Olivia (again)
<_<' Umm... yeah...

DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER ME?
Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
Is it me running from the masses, or are the masses running away from me.

HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
Hard Rock Hallelujah - Lordi
Well, metal makes me happy... Lordi's at Ozzfest... therefore I'll be happy at Ozzfest, lol.

WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE?
Hallowed be thy name - Iron Maiden
Yeah, doesn't fit too well. Good song though, lol.

WILL I HAVE CHILDREN?
Knockin' on Heaven's Door - Guns N Roses
Wow... kids when I die... cool.

WHAT IS SOME GOOD ADVICE FOR ME?
Running Free - Iron Maiden (wtf? is that all I have?)
Hmm... this makes moving away to college much more interesting...

WHAT DO I THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
Drive - Incubus
That actually kinda fits.

WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Again with Maiden... but The Trooper really fits well here, in all honesty.

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT MY FUNERAL?
Jamie's Cryin' - Van Halen
Wow... just wow... that's pretty cool.

WHAT TYPE OF MAN/WOMAN DO I LIKE?
They only come out at Night - Lordi
Well, I have a thing for goth chicks... lol

WHAT IS MY DAY GOING TO BE LIKE?
The Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden
Wow. I know my middle name is Damien and all, but damn.

WHY AM I HERE?
Strip the Soul - Porcupine Tree
Err... uhh... can't think of anything funny.

WHAT WILL PEOPLE REMEMBER ME FOR?
Hotel California - The Eagles
Look, I know I wanna visit, but I'd like to actually leave too.

WHAT SONG WILL I GET STUCK IN MY HEAD TOMORROW?
Blackest Eyes - Porcupine Tree
It's a bit catchy, but I doubt it. Unless a lady cries and her mascara runs. *shrug*

ARE THERE PEOPLE OUTSIDE WAITING TO TAKE ME AWAY?
Chainsaw Buffet - Lordi
Hmm... it seems I'm pulling a Hannibal Lecter.

WHAT WILL THIS YEAR BE ALL ABOUT?
Cowboys from Hell - Pantera
Heh, I hate Dallas. Hope this doesn't influence my fantasy draft too much.